After yelling "WHO THE HELL IS LUMBERG?!?!" several times in a bar for about an hour, a guy comes over and asks us:
"Why do you keep yelling, 'who the hell is Lumberg?!'"
"Cause I think he's F*CKING ALL OUR WOMEN!!!!"
My buddy in the background yells: "Hell, LUMBERG F*CKED HER!"
You Know Those Quotes From Famous People We're Always Using?...These Are Not Those.
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