"I beat Call of Duty Black Ops in two days." - 1
"You beat that game in two days?!!! How long did you play it?!" - 2
"The WHOLE 48 hours, which is a LOT of jacking off in between. That's like a professional right there. Well, I'm a pro when it comes to that, so I can't say anything." - 3
"Yeah, I can 'Hold My Own,' too." - 2