"She's such a sorry person and so damn fat to go along with it. I'd love to punch her or beat her like a man since she weighs more than most men and she deserves it, but I'm afraid if I did there's too much fatsulation around that waist line of hers she wouldn't feel a damn thing. I mean no internal organs are gonna be touched whatsoever with all that fatness in the way. AND I bet if I did, she'd just laugh at me like the Pillsbury Doughboy."