Fall/Winter of 2010
"Get me 3 shots!.....and then 1 for me. Spring Break 2008, YEEEEAAAAAAH!"
You Know Those Quotes From Famous People We're Always Using?...These Are Not Those.
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Thursday, December 30, 2010
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- After a sweet slow song a buddy played on the guit...
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- Parking in a handicap parking spot at a convenienc...
- "I don't want to go down there. There's a shit ton...
- "Man, let them Asians come over here and mess with...
- "That picture is HOT! I don't even need to see it!"
- My friends calling a dump a 'Sweet Water.' Then, a...
- "I mean what man WOULDN'Twant to suck his own dick...
- "You've got wrinkles." "Whatever! I'm like that bo...
- At a seedy, cheap dirty motel with a buddy of mine...
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- "I'm gonna put this beer on a chick's clitoris and...
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- "Hey, that's Joe 'Daddy' Stevenson! I'm cheering f...
- After a brief yet deep STD conversation: "You can'...
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- "What time is it?" - Girl "You just get a beer and...
- "Yeah, I saw her new boobs and even named them las...
- "I hooked up with him." - Girl 1 "You kissed him?!...
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- "What?! You love this guy in prison who's killed a...
- "I think China Town is a Communist country." - Lex...
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- A drunk friend of mine running up to a bouncer to ...
- "That guy reminds me of a friend of mine. He may e...
- "That guy doesn't have a drinking problem whatsoev...
- "I hate this teacher! She's failing me cause she's...
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