"I got called to the bathroom and there were 7 people including customers standing around the women's bathroom in awe of this woman's impressive turd. I swear it wouldn't flush either. It was like the size of a meatloaf. After I flushed it down, I asked them all how many people it takes to flush a turd. I answered for them. Eight. One manager to do it and 7 people to stand around and wait for him to do it."