"Hot Tub!" - Girl
"Hell yeah I like the way you think! You drink beer in the morning and tell ME you want to hit the hot tub!"
You Know Those Quotes From Famous People We're Always Using?...These Are Not Those.
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Thursday, December 30, 2010
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