"You've got wrinkles."
"Whatever! I'm like that bottle of good shit you put away for 10 years, I get better with age! Put ME away for 10 years then check me out, I'll stun the hell out of you even WITH wrinkles!"
You Know Those Quotes From Famous People We're Always Using?...These Are Not Those.
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Thursday, December 30, 2010
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